Funny Wedding Messages can bring a smile to everyone’s face. By incorporating humor into the day, you are providing an atmosphere that is more friendly and inviting for all. These messages will make your guests smile and laugh, feel at ease, and reminisce about the event. Nothing is more heartwarming than the smiles of those you love. The following Funny Wedding Messages will give you a few ideas for how to incorporate humor into your own wedding. We’ve compiled some of the funniest wedding messages you can use at your wedding. Hope you enjoy them!
- The best part of being married is waking up together every morning.
- Marriage is as much a choice as a job or career; after all, everybody wants to be rich and famous.
- Marriage is love. Love is rare. Therefore, it is better to be married than to be in love.
- Marriage is a great institution because it makes a man and woman grow old together.
- One of the most beautiful things about being a newlywed is that it doesn’t require conversation at all.
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
- A woman marries a man, not because he’s good looking, but because he drives better.
- Marriage is like an elevator. Just when you think you’ve reached the top floor, the doors close and you find yourself on the ground floor again.
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Congratulations to you and your spouse with whom you have so many chances to fall in love.
- The best thing about being married is that when you have trouble with the toilet, you can call your husband and he will flush it for you.
- Wow, that’s a fun hobby you all have!
- The beauty of marriage is that it is always either too much or just right.
- Marriage isn’t about finding the right person or living happily ever after. It’s about growing together through a lifetime of ups and downs, changing together, and helping each other grow into all that you’re meant to be.
- Marriage is like twirling a baton – it takes two to do it properly, but only one to screw it up completely.
- In marriage, a man and woman become one; they are no longer two separate people. They are an entity, together forever – unless they decide to become three.
- I’d like to invite everyone here today to join me in being the first to say, “You’re Beautiful!”
- To the man who has everything, but lacks love. Happy married life!
- Happy married life is a must to keep the family tree growing.
- Everything can be divided into two categories: things that you can solve, and things that you can solve only by marriage.
- Marriage is like a glass of wine. If both people don’t drink from it they don’t get the full experience.
- Marrying the girl you love is like buying a ticket to ride the rollercoaster of life. Happy married life.
- Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Happy married life!
- Married life, is a rough ride. One day you’re on top of the world and then the next day you’re wondering what happened to it all. Happy married life!
- You can sample a lot of things in marriage but you only need one – Happy married life!
- Single people may have all the fun, but married couples and their friends are the ones who live it. Happy married life!
- True love never ends, it is always there for you waiting for you to call on it and for you if you want it.
- If you think that marriage is about becoming a lover and a friend of your spouse then you are wrong.
- You know you’re married when you have to ask the other person’s permission to watch TV in bed.
- Marry the person you love and love the person you are married to.
- You know it’s really true love when it hurts like hell to be apart.. Happy married life.
- If your marriage is happy, it doesn’t mean that your spouse has no faults. It simply means that you are blind to them.
- The perfect marriage is where one woman and one man remain together out of mutual misunderstanding.
- If marriage was a game, then it would be called “Match The Wife”.
- Marriage is the only sport in which the slow and clumsy person can beat the young and skillful.
- When a man opens a car door for his wife and allows her to enter before him, you can be sure that either (a) they are newly married or (b) a knight in shining armor.
- Love is like a bucket of water. You’ve got to know how to hold it and pour it out. Happy married life!
- With all the love in the world, you’re still trying to fill your heart. Happy married life!
- Romantic love is a myth. True love never ends. Happy married life!
- The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Happy married life!
- Love sometimes comes in a moment; sometimes it lasts forever. But whatever happens between you, it will always be with you.
- You are no longer two bodies but one. Love one another with all your heart. Happy married life!
- You know you’re in love when you don’t need to think about the whole world anymore. You just think about your husband or wife and everything is perfect. Happy married life!
- You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- If marriage was a song, it would be played on bagpipes and the words would be sung with a Scottish accent.
- True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. Happy married life!
- A happy marriage is between two people who are living together for the sake of each other and not in spite of each other. Happy married life!
- Marriage is a short break between lovers.
- Marriage is the only sport where the wife keeps score and stays interested.
